Cruz wants to train French cops in racial profiling
The US Senate on Monday moved swiftly to respond to Friday's terrorist attacks in Paris, which killed 132 and injured hundreds. The Republican-controlled chamber took up consideration of a bill drafted...
View ArticlePutin threatens Turkey's giblets
Russian President Vladimir Putin threatened Turkey's giblets today, which remained in an uproar. Tensions between the two nations escalated Monday following the shoot down of a Russian warplane which...
View ArticleNorth Pole split over Muslims on Nice List
Things are not merry and bright in Christmastown this season, due to a controversy over the long accepted wisdom that anyone can be on the Nice List, they just have to try. But this year a North Pole...
View ArticleDNC denies Santa access to Naughty Or Nice data
(Christmastown) Santa Claus reacted angrily today after being locked out of his database by the Democratic National Committee. DNC officials say the action was taken after Yule datalogs showed Elves...
View ArticleBelieve In Santa? 'Fun' religious tests proposed
Happy Holidays from Eritas Screenings for immigrants, tourists and even political candidates could get a lot more challenging if new proposals for religious tests pass the Congress. Spurred by the...
View ArticleMilitia at wildlife refuge begins screening for foreign birds
The patriotic militia unit occupying a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon set about the serious work of defending America today, as the roughly two dozen set about screening the facilities animal...
View ArticleNRA community initiative to help Flint - Will remove lead from water to make...
(Flint, MI) National Rifle Association president Wayne LaPierre came to Flint today, to announce his organization is launching an effort to aid this beleaguered city. The NRA Get The Lead Out Program...
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